Peaceful Rest Valley

19-year-old wispy-haired boy. Stalwart Pollyanna and newcomer to the world at large.
Cute and perilous blog out from the caliginous void.
Feb 29
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Having a penis is really hard.

Sometimes you just want to take a piss and everything is going well and SUDDENLY your penis decides it wants to ruin your day and starts going all over the place as if it is saying “you don’t own me, I own YOU”.

  1. viperness reblogged this from redgaloshesforfeet
  2. 7u7 said: at least it doesn’t bleed all the time
  3. ultimatedookismarkii said: I’m going to need some ice for my frontal lobe and my cerebellum.
  4. sumsandsigmas reblogged this from redgaloshesforfeet
  5. ohkai said: Try having a uterus for a day…
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