Having a penis is really hard.
Sometimes you just want to take a piss and everything is going well and SUDDENLY your penis decides it wants to ruin your day and starts going all over the place as if it is saying “you don’t own me, I own YOU”.
Sometimes you just want to take a piss and everything is going well and SUDDENLY your penis decides it wants to ruin your day and starts going all over the place as if it is saying “you don’t own me, I own YOU”.